Sunday, November 01, 2009

Still ever so pregnant

And apparently I might stay this way for a while. I got all excited about my dilation and mucus plus (never thought I'd type that statement) and then it turns out that it's totally normal to be all dilated for weeks, and perhaps my mucus was more the result of an internal exam and nothing to get worked up about. Of course, I got worked up.

Then again, whatever, this is my first baby and will allow myself a few transgressions into the world of overly excited.

I still don't really know if what I'm feeling is, or has ever been, a Braxton-Hicks contraction. I suspect that yes, I've had these contractions, but I can't really tell when it's her moving, or when it's a contraction. The past couple of nights though, I've felt some serious tightness all over my uterus and that has got to be the contractions. It think. Christ, this shit is not as easy to identify as I feel it should be.

I have also pretty much outgrown ALL of my maternity clothing. Now my shirts don't quite contain my enormous belly, and I routinely flash a bit of lower abdomen to the poor unsuspecting stranger. I have also made a possibly permanent enemy of pants. I abhor spending any time in pants. The maternity ones just don't stay up for shit, and obviously there are no other options at this time. I spend most of my days in some variation on the yoga pant. In fact, on Friday I actually wore flannel pajama pants to the office, but I disguised them as part of my costume (pregnant lady in her pajamas, obviously) so it was fine. Plus, the were candy corn pajama pants.

Nevertheless, I am epically uncomfortable and I would like to go into labor as close to my due date as possible because I really would like NOT to go back to work before Christmas, I am ready now. In fact, I'm so uncomfortable that Brett and I went out and bought an enormous recliner yesterday. It's so big and poofy that it kind of looks like a Muppet. I love it. I fell asleep in it last night and let me assure you, I don't normally fall asleep easily these days. Plus, it's a rocker recliner, so it will be crazy useful for rocking baby. Yippee.

And now I must go attend to my ice cream. We had a very healthy dinner of a vegetable stir-fry, so I believe ice cream must be had to make up for the lack of fat and cholesterol.

7 comments:

Fran said...

This too shall pass! And I highly recommend some sort of water/spit up/projectile vomit absorbing cover for your new recliner. LOL

Marie Green said...

Oh, the maternity clothes that fit NO ONE by the end. What up, maternity clothes makers? Is this a conspiracy? Do you fetish in seeing uber-pregnany-underbellies?

Also, ice cream helps pregnancy-induced heartburn! True story! Er, or true enough that I believed myself when I said it to myself EVERY NIGHT of BOTH of my pregnancies...

Hang in there! Also: SQUEEEEEEE! BABY BABY BABY BABY coming. =)

Laura said...

I'm excited for you!

Jess said...

We bought a rocking recliner too, for our family room, and I was also thinking about how great it will be during pregnancy and infancy. Even though neither of those things will be occurring anytime soon.

Alice said...

SO SOON! that baby will be on the OUTSIDE of you. (that concept always weirds me out a little, no matter how many pregnant friends i have. the baby spends nine months INSIDE YOU and then is OUTSIDE YOU. weird! right?)

desperate housewife said...

Good to hear from you, and I hope the misery ends soon! I always slept sitting up at the end too. Heartburn is the worst. I mean, you feel like you can't breathe half the time when you're pregnant anyways, let alone with heartburn.

amber said...

I'm so excited for you! Can't wait to hear all the details of your new baby (assuming, of course, you choose to share them). :)